Shes’ got talent
08 April 2011
On behalf of dancing girls everywhere I challenge the fat boy who said: “Have you ever seen an ugly woman in a blue dress dancing like a monkey...
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Birdbrain Hawks
25 March 2011
If you ever wondered why stupid people are called birdbrains, look no further than our squawking Hawks.
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Satanic sister
18 March 2011
My spellcheck doesn’t recognise “satanise”. But hey, it doesn’t like “eish!” either.
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Take your hat, cat
04 March 2011
The Cat in the Hat, that nice, gentle, refined Bheki Cele couldn’t possibly have anything to do with the raid on sister Thuli Madonsela’s office...
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Maltese cross
How do you make a Maltese cross? If your name is Aisha Gaddafi you hop on one of daddy’s planes...
Heart of Darkies
I didn’t think it was possible for Blade Nzimande to sink further in my low estimation of him.
Farts of change
Some countries are run by old farts. Egypt’s Hosni Mubarak who is 82, is feeling the wind of...
On beeing fishy
I don’t have the stomach for nyotaimori, the Japanese custom of eating sushi off a naked sister.
Girls 2, Boys 0
Like most sisters, I don’t know much about the off-side rule in football.
Here’s my resolution
Well girls, are we resolute or not? By tonight we have to make up our minds what we're going to do...
Small potatoes
Until I saw the movie, I had no idea why the main character was called Spud.
Check my figure
I am proud to announce an improvement in my figure, despite challenges during the year.
Mass kissing sucks
I’m never sure about the links between exchanging body fluids and picking up interesting diseases.
Citizen Confidential
You get sleazeballs like Shrien Dewani, and then you get Max Clifford, the spin doctor.
Debbie does ego
What is it with sister De-borer Patta? She’s always trying to nail somebody, constantly promoting...
Amarula overdose
Sisters, I’m quite sure you never get seriously drunk. We do things in moderation, don’t we?
Citizen Confidential
Well girls, I’m back with a bang. Are we royalists or what?
Rain on dry ground
It's raining, so what
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