Leo (23 July – 22 August)
ARE YOU DEAF, LEO? (I wasn’t until you started yelling…) Get your act together at a speed if you want to come out on top with work right now. Come out of the little (large) shell you’ve crawled into and come up with some good ideas, something you’re usually not short of. They could improve your prospects by leaps and bounds, no matter how tiiired you aaare …
Virgo (23 August – 22 September)
It’s time to get up! (I just got up yesterday).Now is the time to use the famous Virgo intuition. You have a strong spiritual streak that needs to be put into action. Use it to help someone who seems to be veering off the path and needs advice. Come ON, Virgo! Don’t waste your talent! You could even turn this into a job, if you apply what passes for brains with you. Today maybe??
Libra (23 September – 22 October)
“I admit it. It was my fault.” (That’s OK, you’re only subhuman.) Could you perhaps think about cutting your partner a bit of slack? His/her personality is as strong as yours – don’t allow it to turn into a battle of wills. You are very much alike, and this is wuuunderful, but you could end up turning into the Evil Twins. Then again, you probably are anyway, so go for it – take over the world!
Scorpio (23 October – 21 November)
Elvis ate my two-headed love-child. (We knew your brains are scrambled, but really, Scorp – time to get with it!) If you’re about to start a new job, give it all you’ve got, scrambled or not (much). You can really make a name for yourself , we won’t say which one, if you can prove to all and sundry just how hard you can work when you apply yourself. You have the eye for detail – use it.
Sagittarius(22 November – 21 December)
“I’m going to give you a piece of my mind.” (Sure you can afford it?) Look at what is really bothering you and then take it out on something suitable, like a hangman’s noose … Preferable to nuking everyone for miles around, and they have no idea of why they are dying. Address the real issue, which appears to be a disagreement with your partner on a very important issue. TALK to him/her.
Capricorn (22 December – 19 January)
“I read your letter. Who wrote it for you?” “Who read it to you?” Yup Cap, you are going to have to stop being stupid and playing games with the Love of your Life and use the old noggin when it comes to drawing in the Loved One for once and for all. A bit of straight talking could do it, something like “I want you NOW, ok? No choice in the matter, let’s GO!” Don’t take no for an answer.
Aquarius (20 January – 18 February)
Have you got hieroglyphics on your birth certificate, Aqua? That’s how old your complaining is getting. You can’t see the wood for the trees right now. You are greatly loved (why?) and you just have to realize that you have to reciprocate if you want anything to come of it. Open the old Heavenly Blues (wide) and see the person in front of you who wants you more than anything.
Pisces (19 February – 20 March)
If Life is But a Dream, please wake me up! Good idea, Pisky! You have a whole lot of work to do if you want to end up being the Shining Star you really Are. You have the respect of people at work, although you find this hard to believe right now, so get on with it and light the way, so to speak. Money will improve shortly if you can wait it out just a little longer. Can you spell “WAIT”? Try.
Aries (21 March – 19 April)
Isn’t it time you were annoying someone else, Aries? Getting a bit tired of you. You have wonderful ideas and the talents to carry them out, you just don’t seem to be GETTING to it. There’s a huge amount of money to make if you can hit on them – it can change your life in a myriad ways. You’re one of the hardest-working signs in the Zodiac, so make yourself and everyone else proud of you.
Taurus (20 April – 20 May)
I’m working on my second million, (I gave up on the first.) Indeed you did, and you still are! This is wonderful, you just need to, like, move around a bit … decorating has always been a strong point of yours, and yet, it has never occurred to you that you could make huge money out of this. Why would this be? Brain got stuck in a rut? Think carefully and strongly about this career direction.
Gemini (21 May – 20 June)
Just when you think you’ve won the rat race, along comes a faster rat. Keep this in mind with your job that needs real, special attention. You could do a whole lot better than you have done in the recent past, perhaps concentration (understand this word?) could be a problem … And why would this be? Perhaps you’re eyeing someone in the distance who looks AWFULLY attractive …
Cancer (21 June – 22 July)
Hunting is no fun when the rabbit’s got the gun! Time to get yourself into gear but keep a low profile. Don’t allow anyone to sit on your head where money is concerned, Cancer. You’re a hard worker and a good earner, you just have to DO THE SUMS and stick to them. We know being “normal” drives you crazy, but in this case, melt into the background and get more than anyone ELSE!!
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