Here there in no law and everyone does as they please. Kibler Park is slowly going in another direction, downhill, fast. Allow me to share what services we have.
When you buy a house here, you get your own ‘pavement sex service’; you also get to choose from two bottle stores, as well as a pub for all your alcoholic needs. When you are feeling hungry, pop down to our local shopping centre, where you can buy take-aways, eat in the park on a bench with a view.
Then instead of throwing the containers and litter into nice big bins right next to your bench, just leave it there, the dogs that roam around will distribute it nicely. Even your narcotic needs are offered here. Take a short stroll and you can get a ‘doobie’ and more. You can smoke it right there, nobody will mind.
Lastly, but not least, take a stroll down to the river; there you will also be able to buy sexual services. They are available for ‘take-aways’. Remember not to disturb the litter and other rubble that is dumped there. It is now part of heritage.
If you are into recycling, the river banks even grow used, as well as new condoms. Right next to this, you will be amazed at how quickly other disposable things also just grow there. Seriously, the nice people from City Parks clean up, and before you know it, it’s back again.
Kibler Park where we offer everything. Welcome!
Mrs Burger
Embarrassed resident
