Struwwelpeter: the latest conspiracy theory about Flight MH370

AN open letter by a 21-year-old Zulu woman:

The problems we face today are there because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by those who vote for a living.

Put me in charge of benefit payments. I’d get rid of cash payments and provide vouchers for 50kg bags of rice and beans, blocks of cheese, basic sanitary items and all the powdered milk you can use. If you want steak, burgers, takeaway and junk food, then get a job.

Put me in charge of the NHS. The first thing I’d do is to get women to have birth control implants. Then, we’ll test recipients for drugs, alcohol and nicotine. If you want to reproduce, use drugs, drink alcohol or smoke, then get a job.

Put me in charge of local authority housing. Ever lived in military barracks? You will maintain our property in a clean and good state of repair. Your “home” will be subject to inspections any time and possessions will be inventoried. If you want a plasma TV or Xbox 360, then get a job and your own place.

Put me in charge of compulsory job search. You will either search for employment each week, no matter what the job, or you will report for community work. This may be clearing the roadways and open spaces of rubbish, painting and repairing public housing, whatever we find for you.

We will sell your 22-inch rims and low profile tyres and your doof doof stereo and speakers and put that money towards the common good.

Before you write that I’ve violated someone’s rights, realise that all of the above is voluntary. If you want our hard earned cash and housing assistance, accept our rules.

Before you say that this would be “demeaning” and ruin someone’s “self-esteem,” consider that it wasn’t that long ago that taking someone else’s money for doing absolutely nothing was demeaning and lowered self-esteem.

If we are expected to pay for other people’s mistakes, we should at least attempt to make them learn from their bad choices. The current system rewards those for continuing to make bad choices.

And while you are on benefit income you no longer have the right to vote. For you to vote would be a conflict of interest. If you want to vote, then get a job.

The government is meant to work for the people of this country, so they should not get a bonus unless we, the working people, agree that they have achieved their objectives.

They should not get increases unless we, the working people, agree they get increases. They should be accountable to the people for every cent spent and if they can’t account for everything, they should be let go.

They should never be allowed to drive fancy cars, live in fancy houses, spend millions for “security” until they have kept every single promise they have made. Then we will see how many people actually want to “run/ruin” the country because they actually care about the people and care about our future.

The true revolution is when we, the people, wake up to the fact that we are being taken for a ride by a small handful of “VIPs”. How can we be so blind to the obvious?

Amen to that, says Struwwelpeter.

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The latest conspiracy theory: The Americans are withdrawing from Afghanistan; one of their command and control systems (used for controlling pilotless drones) was hijacked by the Taliban from an American transport convoy.

The Taliban ambushed the convoy and killed two American Seal personnel, seized the equipment/weapons, including the command and control system which weighed about 20 tons and packed into six crates.

What the Taliban wants is money. They want to sell the system to the Russians or the Chinese. The Russians are too busy in the Ukraine. The Chinese are hungry for the system’s technology.

Just imagine if the Chinese master the technology behind the command and control system, all the American drones will become useless. So the Chinese sent eight top defence scientists to check the system and agreed to pay millions for it.

Sometime in early March 2014 the eight scientists and the six crates made their way to Malaysia thinking that it was the best covert way to avoid detection. The cargo was then kept in the Embassy under diplomatic protection.

Meanwhile the Americans have engaged the assistance of Israeli intelligence and together they determined to intercept and recapture the cargo.

The Chinese calculated that it would be safer to transport it via civilian aircraft so as to avoid suspicion. After all, the direct flight from KL to Beijing takes only four and half hours and the Americans will not hijack or harm a civilian airliner.

So MH370 is the perfect carrier.

There were five American and Israeli agents on board who were familiar with Boeing aircraft operation. The two “Iranians” with stolen passports could be among them.

When MH370 was about to leave Malaysian air space and report in to Vietnamese air control, an American AWAC jammed their signal, disabled the pilot control system and switched over to remote control mode. That was when the plane lost altitude momentarily.

How the AWAC can do it ? Remember the 911 incident? After the 911 incident all Boeing aircraft (and possibly all Airbus) are installed with a remote control system to counter terrorist hijacking.

Since then all Boeing aircraft can be remote controlled by a ground control tower. The same remote control system used to control the pilotless spy aircraft and drones.

The five American/Israeli agents soon took over the plane, switched off the transponder and other communication systems, changed course and flew westwards. They dared not fly east to the Philippines or Guam, because the whole South China Sea air space was covered by Chinese surveillance radar and satellites.

The Malaysian, Thai and Indian military radar actually detected the unidentified aircraft but none reacted professionally.

The plane flew over North Sumatra, Anambas, South India and landed at the Maldives (some villagers saw the aircraft landing), refuelled and continued its flight to Diego Garcia, the American air base in the middle of the Indian Ocean. The cargo and the black box were removed.

The passengers were silenced by natural means, lack of oxygen. MH370 with dead passengers took off again using remote control and crashed into South Indian Ocean to make it look that the plane eventually ran out of fuel and crashed.

The Americans have put up a good show. First diverting all the attention and search effort to the South China Sea while the plane made its way to the Indian Ocean. Then they came out with some conflicting statements and evidence to confuse everyone.

The amount of effort put up by China, in terms of the number of search aircraft, ships and satellites, searching first the South China Sea, then the Malacca Straits and the Indian Ocean is unprecedented.

This shows that China is very concerned, not so much because of the many Chinese civilian passengers but mainly for the high value cargo and the eight scientists.