Unfortunately, those new year’s resolutions end quickly and they are soon back to their old ways. Setting new year’s resolutions has largely become a joke and it’s probably more useful to write a list of funny new year’s resolutions and laugh at them.

Here is a list of funny new year’s resolutions that you can laugh at before you set yourself up for failure this year.

General Funny New Years Resolutions.

I will…

Start washing my hands after I use the restroom.

Stop drinking orange juice after I just brushed my teeth.

Stop licking frozen flag poles.

Only get divorced and remarried once this year.

Watch more movie remakes.

Go back to school to avoid paying my student loans.

Only eat white snow.

Keep it to myself that I have trouble with authority when I’m being interviewed.

Claim all my pets as dependents on my taxes.