Here are a few short jokes to start your Friday morning off:
- Somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note, it said ‘Parking Fine.’
- Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards? He was just going through a stage.
- My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
- If we shouldn’t eat at night, why do they put a light in the fridge?
- What did one plate say to his friend? Tonight, dinner’s on me!
Your weather forecast for today:
A minimum of 6°C and a maximum of 21°C
Plenty of sunshine
Sunrise: 6:37 AM
Sunset: 5:48 PM
*Weather update by AccuWeather
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