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JUST FOR FUN: 14 reasons why (perhaps) men should have dogs instead of wives

We wonder how many men would agree?

September 7, 2017
South Coast Herald 1 minute read
Photo by Pixabay
  1. The later you are, the more excited your dog is to see you.
  2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.
  3. Dogs like it if you leave lots  of things on the floor.
  4. Dogs’ parents never visit.
  5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
  6. You never have to wait for a dog; they’re ready to go, instantly, 24 hours a day.
  7. Dogs find you amusing when you’re  drunk.

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8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. Dogs won’t wake you up at night to ask: “If I died, would you get another dog?”

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and sell them.

11. When you drop ‘a silent one’, dogs don’t run around frantically with room spray.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, it won’t get mad and wild; it just finds it interesting.

 13. Dogs will let you put a studded collar on, without calling you a pervert.

14. If a dog runs off and leaves you, it won’t take half your stuff.

To verify these  statements:  Lock your wife and your dog in the boot of your car for an hour.  Then open the boot, and see who’s happy to see you. Hahahahaha!

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September 7, 2017
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shonaaylward

Shona Aylward is a vastly experienced journalist working as a senior reporter. Aside from her extensive community involvement and story writing, she is also involved in creative page layout, and the various media platforms. Shona began her career with Caxton at the Southlands Sun. Previous to this she worked in the marketing industry for surf magazines. Shona is a renown 'greenie' and champions environmental causes. She is also Mom to a number of dogs and cats, and the occasional uninvited snake. When she can find some spare time, it's usually to the beach that she heads.
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