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Please give me a name

You can win a DVD with your most original name

Please give me a name.

I have discovered that a fountain, the Addie Fountain in Zig Zag Street has the same name as me.

We had numerous suggestions for names that would not fit a sophisticated pig like myself.

I cannot bear the names Addie Piggy, Bacon Sandwich, Breakfast, Napoleon or such. Please help?

My friend, Annalie Anticevich and I visited the Addie Fountain early one morning for a piggy-swim, but I stopped in my tracks as I was about to jump in.

The water stinks, grass and weeds grow rampant around it and there is a leak that causes a muddy, unsightly puddle behind the dam.

I really don’t want to be named after a fountain and what’s more not this one.

Remember you can win a DVD of my hero, Liberace with your fresh and original idea.

Email ideas to Annalie at annalier@caxton.co.za

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