The following notices have been posted on a teller’s window at the esteemed Ekurhuleni offices, in downtown Benoni:
“Please do not put your money in your breast. The sweat is unhygienic. Thank you.”
“Please do not lick your fingers before counting your money. I still have to touch it too.”
This poses the question as to what would happen if monies were retrieved from one’s crotch, or what would happen if one scratched one’s backside before retrieving these monies?
The list is endless; how about those who insist on digging deep into their noses, flicking whatever they find away, then handing over their monies to these poor tellers?
I think that these tellers should be issued with suitable gloves, so as not to handle this vile thing called cash.
But as we all know, Cash is King … no matter how it is handled.
