Gemini (21 May – 20 June)
Whenever you’re in the neighbourhood, I won’t be home. You’re on the rampage again, looking in the wrong direction at someone who may not be available. Why do you always want what you can’t have, G? How about you put your mind to making business connections, the thing you’re best at ( once you’ve stuffed your brains back in). You can be nice sometimes, when you try.
Cancer (21 June – 22 July)
You’ve actually applied yourself to what you do best – selling ice to Eskimos. This is not only laudable, but may even get you back on track as far as Real Life is concerned. For a while it gave you a great sense of power to know that you could bore the world to death. GO! Recognize your earning power and make yourself unforgettable! (Then again, you do that most of the time anyway).
Leo (23 July – 22 August)
Earn cash in your spare time – blackmail your friends; spare time seems to be all you have right now. How about you switch your brain back on and make life for that Special Person easier, lovelier, whatever… You will be rewarded beyond measure. Make a list of your desires (!) and work your way through them. Most of all, switch on the brain to remember: Love is a Wondrous Thing.
Virgo (23 August – 22 September)
Time to start thinking seriously about ways to change your lifestyle. It appears to be Virgo-perfect – it’s NOT! You should be doing something you really enjoy and at the same time, improves finances. Can you manage all these thoughts at the same time without trying to cut, arrange, measure them? Family matters take up some of your time as well. So have a nice day, someplace else.
Libra (23 September – 22 October)
Looks like the Wrinkle Fairy tap-danced on your face! How about you calm down just a jot and stop stressing about money matters between you and your hapless partner? There’s a whole lot more to life, you know – like Living. Right now finances will take care of themselves, you need to concentrate on Romance. It could be fun, you know – have you tried it on him/her lately?
Scorpio (23 October – 21 November)
Find a way to negotiate with Number One this week. He/she is in an approachable mood and may even listen to you for a change. (Help! The world is coming to an end!) You could be romantic and take your partner by surprise (and everyone else) and actually enjoy your relationship for a while. Do something special and discover amazing things about both of you. Try. Hard.
Sagittarius (22 November – 21 December)
Use what passes for brains with you this week if you want to get ahead at work. You may have to negotiate with someone about money or position. Try and do it without nuking everybody in sight. Sag is usually good at negotiation (as long as everyone agrees to YOUR terms in the end.) In this case, step carefully in case you end up being the nukee. Isn’t it time you were annoying someone else?
Capricorn (22 December – 19 January)
Cap, Cap, Cap! (Wear it over your face right now if you want to stay in one piece). Love-life looks pretty boring at the moment. You could do a lot better if you apply yourself. That person who is your whole world needs you more than you could possibly imagine. Put your pride in your pocket and get on with it if you want to be happy. (Happy? Wazzat?) Polish your horns and do it now.
Aquarius (20 January – 18 February)
Let’s not do this again, and say we did, OK? You have to get on the right path concerning money and stop fantasizing about being Rich and Famous. Keep to the rules and listen to advice (What am I SAYING?). You could do so well if you apply your sharp (?) brain to doing things the right way. Persevere! (look it up in the dictionary). Love passes you by for the moment, so plough on …
Pisces (19 February – 20 March)
If you can take a break from everything and get away for a bit, you may end up saving your own life as well as everybody else’s in the Universe, including animals. Take some spiritual time for yourself – you don’t have to include your partner in this, in fact he/she would be mightily relieved to be rid of you for a while. While you’re at it, think carefully about money, but don’t obsess.
Aries (21 March – 19 April)
You seem to be entering a new phase. Thank goodness, before someone takes you out. You are doing your best to make love and money work, but do try not to use sharp implements in the process. Keep a lid on your temper and most of all, recognize your heartache. Do something about it before it destroys you (or someone else does in a fit of divine inspiration). Could we be so lucky?
Taurus (20 April – 20 May)
Give and you might receive. TAKE and be sure of it… Everything seems to be coming together for you with love, money, work. (What did YOU do to deserve this? Who did you bribe?). Try and enjoy it without the usual Taurus anxiety. Children may be making you crazy right now, but in your new-found wisdom, you may just steer them in the right direction. (Help! Is the world ending??)
Gemini under the spotlight
Element: Air
Ruler: Mercury
Symbol: Twins
Mott: I communicate
Stones: Citrine, Amber Tourmaline
Colours: yellow, light green
Body areas: hands, arms, shoulders
Herbs: tansy, yarrow
Attractions: Virgo, Libra, Sagittarius
Notables: Queen Victoria, John Wayne, Marilyn Monroe, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
Qualities: Values personal freedom above all else. Likes excitement, change, energy, travelling, loves people, greatest salesmen/women in the Zodiac!
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