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On a lighter note: Some strange vehicle insurance claims

Sometimes stretching the truth goes a bit far.

HERE is a selection of strange but apparently true stories from people filling in their insurance claims.

1 To avoid a collision I ran into the other car.

2 A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

3 I thought the side window was down but it was up, as I found when I put my head through it.

4 If the other driver had stopped a few yards behind himself the accident would not have happened.

5 She suddenly saw me, lost her head and we met.

6 Cow wandered into my car. I was afterwards informed that the cow was half-witted.

7 Three women were talking to each other and when two stepped back and one stepped forward I had to have an accident.

8 There were plenty of lookers-on but no witnesses.

9 A bull was standing near and a fly must have tickled him because he gored my car.

(Source: Funny Car Jokes)

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