13 things men wish women knew

Listen up ladies:

We know you’re keeping secrets from us.

And even though you think you’ve got men all figured out, we’re hiding a few things ourselves.

But we’re kind enough to compile this list of a few universal guy truths that all women should understand.

Read on and learn what we are really thinking.

· If you think I’m speeding now, you should see me drive when you’re not in the car.

· When I screw up, go ahead and tell me—once.

· Don’t be afraid to ditch the makeup. Natural is sexier.

· I don’t ask for directions because I’m just happy to be driving – anywhere.

· When you get angry over some stupid little pointless thing, I question your intelligence.

· If I offer my help while you’re getting ready, it means you’re late.

· Never ask me to pick out your outfit. (See above.) I will invariably get it wrong and make us even more late.

· When you call us at work just to chat, we’re not really listening; we’re checking our e-mail.

· We love ponytails.

· Make us laugh and we’ll want to hang around.

· Do not expect to have a conversation via text message unless you use the words ‘naked’ and ‘waiting’.

· Anytime you cook for us, we’re happy.

· No, I don’t remember what you said three months ago. I’m a guy, not a tape recorder.