Passengers and taxi drivers say the most hilarious things.
Here are some things that are commonly said by taxi drivers and passengers:
Me: *Sits in the front seat…puts on seat belt*
Taxi Driver: "Awukhiphe leyo nto us'bangela ibhadi"#ResponseInTheTaxi
— inLabourWithTwins (@_Thembz_) November 12, 2015
Don’t try and give the driver bad luck.
Thabo: after robot !!!
Taxi Driver : kunani ? #ResponseInTheTaxi
— 🌱 (@Mickzo) November 12, 2015
Better be specific as to where you jumping off or else.. Kwaaaa…
#ResponseInTheTaxi: A Sangoma goes in the taxi an Ask Iyakuphi. A drunk man in the back seat Respond, Throw the bones Makhosi.
— 🇿🇦x🇺🇬 (@bhuT_LuLo) November 12, 2015
You can never get enough of those
SCREAMS 😭😭😭😭 "@LouieVanWolf: "Sorry driver iwumalini leTaxi?"
Driver: Ufuna ukuyithenga?#ResponseInTheTaxi""
— cwinkie (@uMambulazi) November 11, 2015
Think your questions through.
Girl enters taxi and doesn't close the door…
Driver: Wesisi unomsila yini?#ResponseInTheTaxi— Nana🌻 (@Nanazille) November 11, 2015
Quite a few of us ladies have had this comment thrown at us.
Baby constantly crying
Taxi driver: uyebephi lengane?#ResponseInTheTaxi
— Flow Beats (@GiveItUp4Flo) November 12, 2015
LOL!!
*Thandeka tries to open the taxi door, door falls off*
Driver: Ya siphule vele, angithi wena unguSomandla.#ResponseInTheTaxi
— Evolver (@Ntando_yenkosi) November 12, 2015
Oh, you don’t want to do this to any taxi drivers.
Buyisa imali yami uma uhlulwa ukubala #ResponseInTheTaxi
— #MiddendorpOut (@Thabiso_Dlamini) November 11, 2015
Know your maths when sitting in front.
Passanger: "After robot"
The whole taxi: "Aaafteeeerr robooot driver"
Driver: Naye ukhuluma ngathi ukwi beauty contest" #ResponseInTheTaxi— MALIWA (@LuloCafe) November 12, 2015
Speak loudly and clearly so the driver can hear you.
#ResponseInTheTaxi *woman leaning oily head against the window * Driver: Wesisi uzoliwasha yini lelowindi njoba usunamathele kulo?
— Nolwazi Tusini (@NolwAzi_Tusini) November 12, 2015
Oily hair is a no, no when sitting next to the window.
*taxi is R10* I pass R10 to the passenger in front Passenger: Ngaykhi? #ResponseInTheTaxi
— LW A ZI (@Lwazi_Mahlangu) November 12, 2015
At least know how much the taxi fare is.
https://twitter.com/RomeoMoloja/status/664799407544643584
When sitting next to the window, please open the window.
