Gemini (21 May – 20 June)
Attention, Gemini! Never play leapfrog with a unicorn! Don’t take chances on love – you could end up getting the short end of the stick (or horn, as the case may be). Time to get closer to your partner or what resembles a partner right now and to discuss serious issues, like money and, Scary, Scary – the FUTURE! Try and keep your famous temper and don’t duck and dive – bare truth only.
Cancer (21 June – 22 July)
Can I have your picture? I want to scare my family … LURVE is the big discussion that should be taking place right now, just improve your looks first. Discuss what you expect from your hapless partner, but retract the claws while you’re doing it. Maybe it’s time for you and partner to spend some quality time together in a special place, preferably not under a rock if you can swing it.
Leo (23 July – 22 August)
You have a style all your own, I hope its not catching. Get yourself up and going Leo, you have work to do (know the word?) and the sooner the better. You are about to shine at your job if you apply yourself with gusto and remember to keep your roar down to a minimum. Keep in contact with your friends, especially the useful ones like tailors, bank managers, brain surgeons.
Virgo (23 August – 22 September)
If I were in your shoes, I’d polish them. Get up and going, V! There is an occupation you should be, well, occupied with. Switch on the little grey cells, few as they are, and concentrate on doing something that can bring in extra money. Also, consider a spot of romance – try and find someone who would be willing to go in for a bit of self-punishment and then track him or her – fast.
Libra (23 September – 22 October)
I refuse to have an argument with an unarmed person. Wake up and use The Brain. The Universe is telling you to get yourself straight as far as money and home are concerned. Stop worrying about stuff that’s never going to happen and rather deal with what IS happening right now – you’re making some money without even trying, so stop pushing away this opportunity by silly stressing.
Scorpio (23 October – 21 November)
How did you get to be so dim, Scorp? Practice, practice, practice … Hide! Hide! Scorpio’s trying to think! You have this piece of something, property, object, whatever, that you’re trying to get rid of and no-one’s biting. Maybe time to re-think the strategy, as you can make a whole lot of much-needed money from this. Relaxing and biding your time is NOT going to work.
Sagittarius (22 November – 21 December)
It’s time to get up, Sag, and don’t tell me you did that yesterday. Somewhere you have money that you’ve either hidden or forgotten about. How about you use some of the stuff normal people refer to as brains and find it? You could surprise yourself (you usually do , every time you come up with something that makes sense) and use it for the thing you need most in life – brain surgery.
Capricorn (22 December – 19 January)
How many times do I have to tell you this? (I can’t tell without a calculator). You need to follow your Heart, you know that thing that beats along regardless. If you love someone, what’s stopping you from being with him/her? Fight for what you want for a change instead of what everyone tells you you need. Who cares whether he/she is “not suitable” – the one who matters is you. As usual.
Aquarius (20 January – 18 February)
I’d go to the ends of the earth for you! Yep, but would you stay there? Not likely, even if you really don’t know where you’re going at the moment. You seem to be drifting, with heartache for someone you can’t have, and an empty pocket. Making money is one of your greatest pleasures, so how about you get to it? You can do it without even breathing hard. Does-this-make-sense??
Pisces (19 February – 20 March)
I have an open mind. Well, it ought to be closed for repairs right now. How about you wake up a bit and see the world around you? Look at the people who love you (why?) and try and connect without electrocuting yourself and everyone attached to you. There are so many things you could achieve, especially making money if you would just open the old fish eyes for a change.
Aries (21 March – 19 April)
Sometimes you really appear to come from the Land of The Pudding-brained. You’re on a mission to make money, and Gasp! You seem to be on the road at last. However, don’t get carried away (who would, I ask you?) and think carefully through all your options – you have many. Rope in some help if you have to, just don’t do it at the right end of a sharp object. Not right now, anyway.
Taurus (20 April – 20 May)
Can I borrow your brain? You’re obviously not using it … Although you have jacked up your ideas on work and money, you need to do better. You can, if you really, really try or find someone who is using his/her brain at the moment and can help you. Know anyone so generous? Or so patient? You’re about to come up with a fabulous idea – concentrate hard and stun the Universe for once.
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