[MUST WATCH] Reports of UFO over the West Rand all over the internet
The News has finally uncovered the truth behind UFO sightings all across the world, with undeniable video evidence to support thousands of claims made over the years
Roswell, Area 51, The Majestic 12, The Carteret incident, Monument Dam, The Tinley Park Lights and so many more stories provide some convincing pieces of evidence that would make one wonder if aliens truly have visited Earth.
Well, wonder no more. The News can finally announce that all of those stories were definitely and undeniably true. Yes, we couldn’t believe it either! Reports flooded in during the last weekend of March, and on the first of April our reporters caught an actual alien spaceship on camera!
“I was sitting outside when I saw this thing flying past. At first I did not know what it was but I then realised it was clearly a spaceship. It flew by a few times. I was in shock and went inside to call my family. When I came out it was gone again,” Natasha Pretorius told the News.
More reports came in about the same spaceship flying over the entire Krugersdorp, Roodepoort and Randfontein area, making large arc movements and zipping from one side of the cities to the other.
“I heard a loud noise coming from the sky and when I went outside, I saw something huge and round. It was coming closer so I got scared and ran back into the house,” Lungi Ndimande said.
Unfortunately the reports by one of our intrepid journalists, Jaco Human, angered the extraterrestrial overlords, who followed him as he attempted to evade their ship in his car. His disappearance was caught on camera when a blinding flash of light came from the spaceship. Jaco has not been seen since.
A conspiracy theory has come to light that his editor, Janine Viljoen, is working closely with the aliens, and is currently covering up the abduction with a life-like clone of Jaco in her office for all to see.
If you have any other records, photos or information about this spaceship, please post a private message on the Facebook account of either the News, Roodepoort Record, Roodepoort Northsider or Randfontein Herald – or all of them, just to make sure.
