Your daily weather update and some Friday funnies

Here are a few short jokes to start your Friday morning off:

• Who’s there?
  Control Freak.
  Con…
  OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?” 
• A bear walks into a bar and says, “Give me a whiskey and … cola.”
  “Why the big pause?” asks the bartender. The bear shrugged. “I’m not sure; I was born with them.”
• Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
  He was just going through a stage.
• Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
  Because they make up everything.
• A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!”
  The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you …”

Your weather forecast for today:

A minimum of 4°C and a maximum of 18°C

Hazy sunshine; air quality will be unhealthy for sensitive groups

Sunrise: 6:56 AM

Sunset: 5:26 PM

Weather update by AccuWeather