Your Friday weather update, inspiration and jokes

Here are a few jokes to start your Friday morning off:

• Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
• I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me
• Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea
• It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally
• Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

Your weather forecast for today:

A minimum of 3°C and a maximum of 21°C

Hazy sunshine; air quality will be unhealthy for sensitive groups

Sunrise: 6:56 AM

Sunset: 5:29 PM

*Weather update by AccuWeather