Old is…

‘OLD’ IS WHEN… Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you’re barefoot!

‘OLD’ IS WHEN… A gorgeous babe or hunk catches your fancy … and your pacemaker opens the garage door!

‘OLD’ IS WHEN…. You don’t care where your spouse goes just as long as you don’t have to go along.

‘OLD’ IS WHEN… You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

‘OLD’ IS WHEN… ‘Getting lucky’ means you find your car in the parking lot.

‘OLD’ IS WHEN… An “all nighter” means not getting up to use the bathroom.

AND ‘OLD’ IS WHEN….. You are not really sure these are funny!

 -Thanks to Sus Grobler for these quips