Cancer (21 June – 22 July)
Ever feel like your partner should be wearing a flea collar? You’re turning him/her into a raging … animal. Calm down and listen to his/her point of view (this’ll be a first). Take some time to sort out your love-life if you want it to survive. Attention to money could keep you out of the poor-house too if you act quickly. QUICKLY, Cancer, NOT LOUDLY.
Leo (23 July – 22 August)
Leo, here are your darts – remember to aim for the heart! If you want to lose that wonderful love-choice you’ve made lately, carry on regardless. Want to keep him/her? Mute that irritating roar of yours and try and see his/her point of view. Ah, lost cause! Never mind, we’ll keep trying. Could do well if you use the microscopic brain matter you possess to make a good job choice now.
Virgo (23 August – 22 September)
These days it looks like you can’t count to twenty without taking your shoes off. You need to concentrate on making money, an occupation you’re usually pretty good at. Usually. You need to fill the coffers at a speed and then you can consider taking that trip you’ve always wanted . You might even meet a hapless Potential Partner on your journey. RUN! RUN! RUN, PP!
Libra (23 September – 22 October)
I looked up “empty” in the dictionary, and there was a picture of your head … You’re so busy calculating money and who is going to be responsible for what, that your relationship is resembling an exercise in starting a business. How about some rooomaaance? You know, that funny stuff that makes your head spin and your heart beat faster – he/she might just be shocked into proposing, or some such lunacy.
Scorpio (23 October – 21 November)
Scorp, they’re going to give you a new brain just as soon as the monkey dies, but in the meantime, use the smattering of reason you have and let go of the past. You have a new start, use it, don’t lose it. Money improves suddenly and the new path opening up before you gives you the opportunity to impress everyone, especially The One. LEARN from the past, don’t live in it.
Sagittarius (22 November – 21 December)
Your problem is psychonomadic – your mind wanders. And wanders … There may be something your partner wants and needs desperately, but you’re not that keen. Well, how about you put on your famous Sag act and LOOK keen? The Universe will decide whether it’s a good idea or not, so keep your slate clean so that there can be no Recriminations (look it up in the dictionary), ever. Ever.
Capricorn (22 December – 19 January)
Why don’t you take what you want? You’ve always been an expert at that in the past, so what’s changed? If it’s a Person we’re discussing here, the said Person will be just too relieved that the decision has been taken out of his/her hands. If you don’t, you will always regret it. Sometimes, Cap, you truly resemble a person who would sleep with the windows open in a submarine. Get with it.
Aquarius (20 January – 18 February)
You look tired, Aqua – have you been thinking? You know you have to get yourself up and going if you want to reach that target, no matter how far away or impossible it seems. The heartache you have is truly slowing you down to a crawl. Get up! Backstroke! Fast! You’ve got a lot of things on your plate right now, sort through them at a speed if you want to survive. Hearts always mend.
Pisces (19 February – 20 March)
Have you ever considered a career as a crash dummy? Because really, that’s what you’ve set yourself up for. The more difficult things get, the further you retreat under that rock. Watching the current flow past will achieve what? The main thing to decide is exactly WHAT you want, and then to stretch the old fins and swim madly, (mainly upstream, of course – what else?). Get what you want.
Aries (21 March – 19 April)
Were you born stupid, or did you grow that way? You have so much to achieve, and there appears to be something you keep missing. (Surprise, surprise …) Get a second opinion, or even third, or fourth, just don’t get carried away and try and make a career out of it. Keep focused and do the sums – the smell of money always excites you beyond description. Get a Like-minded Person to Help You.
Taurus (20 April – 20 May)
A word to the wise. Oh well, guess that leaves you out. Relationships don’t always go so well with you. You need to concentrate on your needs and – here’s the kicker! – the Other Person’s needs. You can do so well if you put your mind to it. Nothing like loving a Taurus when he/she is switched on to the world around them. Taurus love can last FOREVER. Am I mad? Run! Run!
Gemini (21 May – 20 June)
You’re a person of rare intelligence – it’s rare when you show any. Stop fighting yourself and look at the positive side of things (is there one? Search, search!). You could end up with a choice of jobs, and here you have to use what passes for a brain with you. Don’t go only for the money, think long-term and look at how you can snare some security for a change. You’re good to go, Gem!
Cancer under the spotlight
Element: Water
Ruler: The moon
Symbol: The crab
Motto: I feel
Stones: Pearl, moonstone
Colours: Pale colours, cream, white
Body Areas: Breats, stomach, skin
Herbs: Water lillies, rushes
Attractions: Pisces, Scorpio, Aquarius
Notables: Julius Caesar, Kathleen Turner, Mike Tyson, Meryl Street, Nelson Mandela, Princess Diana, Bill Cosby
Qualities: Sensitive, emotional, empathetic, home-loving, family orientated, strong character, best salesmen/women, child minder, spiritually aware, hard worker.
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