Hagen Engler
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23 Jan 2020
10:49 am

Topless at Turn ‘n Tender

Hagen Engler

'You’re not going to believe what happened,' I said into the phone. 'I’m topless in the parking lot.'

Hagen Engler.

I was already 30 minutes late for dinner at Turn 'n Tender, so there was no more time for procrastination. I had to own up. Topless in the parking lot. There was a perfectly reasonable explanation, though… It all started when my old friend and former colleague Alex got in touch. We worked together during the halcyon days of chaos-bikinis-and-japery magazine FHM, so understandably we have a lot to reminisce about. I was looking forward to it like a ballboy on the eve of a Currie Cup semi, and cleared my diary accordingly. When the day arrived, though, I found...