Points to ponder

1. Death is the Number 1 killer in the world.

2. Life is sexually transmitted.

3. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

4. Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can’t tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes make him a sandwich.

5. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.

6. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.

7. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

8. In the 60’s, people took drugs to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take antidepressants to make it normal.

9. Life is like a jar of chilli . What you enjoy today might burn your ass tomorrow.

10. Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last long.

-Thanks to Sus Grobler.