A chuckle a day
Hilarious: A 47-year-old man decides to have a facelift for his birthday. He really likes it. On his way home he buys some new clothes.
A 47-year-old man decides to have a facelift for his birthday. He really likes it.
On his way home he buys some new clothes.
Before leaving, he says to the sales clerk, “I hope you don’t mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?”
“About 35,” was the reply.
“I’m actually 47,” the man says, feeling really happy.
Afterwards, he stops at a food booth for lunch, and asks the vendor the same question, to which the reply is, “Oh you look about 29.”
“I am actually 47!”
This makes him feel really good. At the bus stop, he asks an old lady the same question.
She says, “I’m 87 and my eyesight isn’t that well, but I can tell your age by having my hand on your butt for ten minutes.”
The guy sees no one around and lets her…after ten minutes, she says, “Alright, you’re 47.”
The guy is surprised and says, “WOW! How did you know?”
The woman says, “I was standing behind you at the food booth.”
Submitted by Ajendra Goli.
