Domino’s: Joke of the Week
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A young man named Donald bought a horse from a farmer for R250.
The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day.
The next day, the farmer drove to Donald’s house and said, “Sorry son, but I have some bad news; the horse died.”
Donald replied, “Well, then just give me my money back.”
The farmer said, “Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.”
Donald said, “Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.”
The farmer asked, “What ya gonna do with him?”
Donald said, “I’m going to raffle him.”
The farmer said, “You can’t raffle a dead horse!”
Donald said, “Sure I can. Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.”
A month later, the farmer met Donald again and asked, “What happened with that dead horse?”
Donald said, “I raffled him. I sold 500 tickets at five dollars apiece and made a profit of R2 495.”
The farmer asked, “Didn’t anyone complain?”
Donald replied, “Just the guy who won. So I gave him his R5 back.”
Ragini Samlal
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