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LOCKDOWN BLOG: All dressed up with nowhere to go – Day 34

I am far from 'sexy and killin' it' during lockdown. 

We are certainly living in the strangest of times.

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Petrol prices are dropping and food prices are sky-rocketing.

But seriously, what is the use of filling your tank if we can’t go very far, anyway?

I haven’t worn make-up or painted my nails since the beginning of lockdown.

What’s the point?

I’ve been impressed with myself when I find the energy to wash my hair – even on a good day.

Currently, I’m totally rocking the homeless look at home!

Truth be told, I am far from ‘sexy and killin’ it’ during lockdown.

This also matches my desire to wear baggy clothes as I feel frumpy!

When I told a friend recently that I feel frumpy, she replied: “No, you are not, you are just grumpy!”

She has a point, but for 29 out of 34 days I’ve been feeling grumpy and frumpy.

So, this afternoon I visited our local store to get some items to make a chicken soup as I am planning to kickstart level 4 this Friday with a bang of motivation.

Well, that’s the plan.

So, while I’m browsing the aisles checking out for an odd bargain or two, my eyes zoom onto the top shelf to a box labelled ‘ab wheel’.

Perfect, I think to myself, something to motivate me to start working on those abs at home.

I get to the counter to pay for my groceries.

The cashier (with a face mask) looks at me, points at the ab wheel box and shakes her finger at me:  “No, no, no! Not allowed!”

“Not the ab wheel? Why not?” I plead, trying my whiniest and saddest voice.

“Not an essential, but come back on Friday,” she says. “Friday!”

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shonaaylward

Shona Aylward is a vastly experienced journalist working as a senior reporter. Aside from her extensive community involvement and story writing, she is also involved in creative page layout, and the various media platforms. Shona began her career with Caxton at the Southlands Sun. Previous to this she worked in the marketing industry for surf magazines. Shona is a renown 'greenie' and champions environmental causes. She is also Mom to a number of dogs and cats, and the occasional uninvited snake. When she can find some spare time, it's usually to the beach that she heads.
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