THE schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. “Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?” she asked the instructor.
“P-u-t-t is correct,” he replied. “Put means to place a thing where you want it. Putt means merely a vain attempt to do the same thing.”
* Do you know why there are 18 holes on a golf course?
Because that’s how long it took the Scots who invented the game to finish their bottle of whiskey!
* Two long-time golfers were standing overlooking a river.
One golfer looked to the other and said: “Look at those idiots fishing in the rain.”
* What are the worst words you could hear during a game of golf?
“It’s still your turn!”
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