DEAN goes to a party and has too much to drink. His friends plead with him to let them take him home. He says no as he lives close by.
However, police pull him over and ask him to take a breathalyser test.
As he is about to blow into the bag, the police are informed of a robbery taking place nearby.
They tell Dean to stay where he is and run down the street to the robbery.
Dean waits and waits and finally decides to drive home.
When he gets there, he tells his wife he is going to bed, and to tell anyone who might come looking for him that he has ‘flu and has been in bed all day.
A few hours later the police knock on the door, looking for Dean.
His wife says he has been in bed with ‘flu all day.
However, the police have his driver’s licence. They ask to see Dean’s car, and she asks why.
They insist, so she takes them to the garage and opens the door … where they find their police car, lights still flashing!
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