BANTER between golfer and caddy can be entertaining, amusing and sometimes outrageous.
Here are some famous exchanges.
Number 10:
Golfer: “I think I’m going to drown myself in the lake.”
Caddy: “Think you can keep your head down that long, sir?”
Number 9:
Golfer: “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.”
Caddy: “Try heaven, sir. You’ve already moved most of the earth.”
Number 8:
Golfer: “Do you think my game is improving?”
Caddy: “Yes, sir … You miss the ball by less now.”
Number 7:
Golfer: “Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?”
Caddy: “Eventually, sir.”
Number 6:
Golfer: “You’ve got to be the worst caddy in the world.”
Caddy: “I don’t think so, sir . . . That would be too much of a coincidence.”
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Number 5:
Golfer: “Please stop checking your watch all the time. It’s too much of a distraction.”
Caddy: “It’s not a watch, sir. It’s a compass.”
Number 4:
Golfer: “How do you like my game?”
Caddy: “It’s very good, sir. But personally, I prefer golf.”
Number 3:
Golfer: “Do you think it’s a sin to play on Sunday?”
Caddy: “I’m afraid the way you play, sir, it’s a sin on any day.”
Number 2:
Golfer: “This is the worst course I’ve ever played on.”
Caddy: “But this isn’t the golf course. we left that about an hour ago, sir.”
Number 1:
Golfer: “That can’t be my ball, it’s too old.”
Caddy: “It has been a long time since we teed off, sir.”
Bonus…
An old favourite about the golfer who has been slicing off the tee at every hole.
He finally gives up and asks his long suffering caddy …
Golfer: “Can you see any obvious problems?”
Caddy: “There’s a piece of rubbish on the end of your club.”
The golfer picks up his club and cleans the club face.
Caddy: “No sir, it’s at the other end.”
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