EDITOR- Dear John,
We saw you drive past us on Saturday when we were picketing; you seemed to be in hurry, were you surprised to see us? We were picketing for a worthy cause, I promise. We apologize for not letting you and your ‘lady friends’ know sooner. They were not there, as you would have noticed, they must be shy. We know how you guys like to get together every other day.
Maybe they went to uMhlanga and Pinetown for the day. It’s nice out there, no drugs, crime or prostitution.
Don’t worry, the rubbish you left in the gutter last time you were here was cleared away by us along with the usual stuff your ‘lady friends’ leave behind. I believe there is port-a-potty around the corner that some of your ‘lady friends’ use. Somebody out there was very thoughtful, don’t you think? Now you can really get down to it.
We see you guys had beer and Pizza for lunch . Nice! Maybe she will marry you now, you seem to have provided very well for her. Oh, you are already married…. well I would never have guessed. Don’t worry, all you have to do now is tell Mrs John, I am sure she will understand. Sharing is caring, as they say.
Wow, we see you drive a nice car! Is it a company car? We wish we could drive such luxury, but unfortunately we have rates and taxes to pay before we can do that.
We hope to have another picket soon too, this time it will be a much bigger crowd, then we will really surprise you.
Cheers, bye-bye, go well; siananara don’t let the door hit you….and all that.
Glenwood Residents
* Letter shortened – Editor.
