Stikeez satanic?
The miniature toys, which are currently a total craze among many children around South Africa have been reported “Satanic fetishes” by Facebook page South Africans Against Dagga and Satan.
Rumours about satanic acts and the illuminati are always on the rise and recently under this scrutiny were the Pick n Pay Stikeez.
The miniature toys, which are currently a total craze among many children around South Africa have been reported “Satanic fetishes” by Facebook page South Africans Against Dagga and Satan.
The report read as follows:
PARENTS BEWARE: #STICKEEZ ARE A DEMONISTIC PLOT TO STEAL OUR CHILDREN FOR SATAN!!!
Recently, we have been receiving reports regarding small toys, given to children by tellers at an ubiquitous South African supermarket.
We decided to investigate.
“These things are disgusting!” So says a renowned demonisticologist we approached, who prefers to stay anonymous due to his reasonable fear of the all-powerful Pick n Pay management.
“These ‘Stickeez’ are clearly miniature demons,” he continues. “There can be absolutely no doubt these are not harmless toys but satanistic fetishes, designed to soften up our children for subsequent satanic penetration.”
Why is Pick n Pay trying to get our children involved in the occult? Are they also behind the recent emergence of the Mozambican demon game “Charlie Charlie” in our schools? The answers to these #important questions remain unclear.
One thing is definitely NOT unclear, however:
GIVING YOUR CHILD EVEN ONE STICKEEZ IS EQUIVALENT TO SACRIFICING HIM TO SATAN OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!!
People took to picking their sides almost immediately with some agreeing that these tiny toys are indeed ‘the devils way of trying to win the souls of children’ and some brushing the whole thing off as utter balderdash.
Those with a sense of humour went on to post these pictures:
“They snuck up on me when I wasnt watching…”
“The Stikeez instill fear far and wide. They will come for you and your children!!”
Pick n Pay has released a statement saying that these toys will be off their shelves by September 11.
What is your view on this matter? Do you think that these toys are another way the devil is luring people? Or is this all just unnecessary brouhaha? Leave us a comment.
*Photos from Facebook comments
