You need to be in the zoo

Madam – Vandal scandal.

Sympathy to UD Trucks who provide work and service to customers and employees alike. Sympathy to our Newcastle Advertiser likewise – just add they also provide local and surrounding areas with current affairs.

To the gang of vandals I ask “Have you nothing better to do?” If not jail is the place for you!

Our police are already hard pressed with crime, jail may be full but I’m sure a corner can be found for you. However before you are interned we hope to witness, your bodies change from head to toe, with a colourful extravaganza – using the same type colour powder and modus operandi you blatantly applied on the businesses concerned.

Don’t try to wash yourselves off – our country has a water shortage! And don’t try to prove we are a rainbow nation – we know that!

Pensioner as I am I will supply you – no charge, nail varnish – so when you bored paint your nails, as painters you think you are, and while you do, think on many businesses who supply service, employment and kind consideration.

To all and sundry. My kindness you is free nail polish but with a note. “For shame on you, you do not know what kindness is or the damage you do! Let’s leave the jail, rather let’s put you in a zoo!”

Zoo Keeper