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Who’s removing the apricot kernels?
Sir Somebody is responsible for taking Apricot Kernels off the Health shop shelves! These kernels contain enough cyanide to cure a certain dreaded illness and have been used since medieval times. I very strongly recommend that the person who instructed the removal, simply reverse the matter. Failing to replace these kernels will result in me …
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Somebody is responsible for taking Apricot Kernels off the Health shop shelves!
These kernels contain enough cyanide to cure a certain dreaded illness and have been used since medieval times.
I very strongly recommend that the person who instructed the removal, simply reverse the matter. Failing to replace these kernels will result in me giving the cure details, dosage and my personal opinion as to WHY these kernels were taken out in the first place.
Kindly refrain from using the cyanide issue, because there are hundreds more deadly poisons on the supermarket, co-op and pharmacy shelves.
Theunis Moller
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