The SABC has been badly abused. Previously, the National Party used it as a play thing to ensure that the electorate was dulled into believing that PW and his waving finger had all the answers.
Cliff Saunders used to conduct smug interviews with Oom Pik and sip brandy while telling the television audience that ‘no South African troops are in Angola’.
Now we have whole new kind of game. It is known as rules by Hlaudi.
Now Hlaudi, complete with his dodgy matric pass, is a kind of Idi Amin meets Lord of the Flies while playing Survivor kind of guy. But how well do you know him? We have unearthed 14 facts about the great king of SABC:
1: When he was 10, Hlaudi decided to live by himself. And his parents just moved to another house.

2: One day Hlaudi did a test on a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything.

3: When Hlaudi was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared.

4: When Hlaudi goes to your place to visit you, you’re the guest.

5: Hlaudi’sfather’s name is Hlaudi Junior.
6: One day Hlaudi passed a red light and when the police stopped his car, Hlaudi charged the police.

7: Hlaudi helped the nurses when he was born.

8: Hlaudi never lies. The truth is what is wrong.
9: When Alexander Graham Bell created the telephone, he already had three missed calls from Hlaudi.
10: Oxygen needs Hlaudi to survive.

11: It is impossible for Hlaudi to have a heart attack. Nothing is stupid enough to attack Hlaudi.

12: In school, teachers used to raise their hands to talk with Hlaudi.

13: One day Hlaudi missed two days in a row in the school. Later on, these days were called Saturday and Sunday.

14: One day Hlaudi arrived late at school. The other students were penalised because they arrived too early.

15: Chuck Norris wears Hlaudi pyjamas.
Now, relax residents and ratepayers of long-suffering Endumeni. When he does eventually leave SABC he has his eyes on the office of municipal manager right here in our Kremlin. If Hlaudi can’t fix this mess, then really give up!