A ‘child proof’ lid an adult can open?

Forget resolutions, I have decided on a ‘wish list’ :
1) Supermarket trolleys that actually go in the direction in which they are pushed.
2) Packets of biscuits where a high percentage are not broken.
3) A bottle cap I can actually turn without waiting for a body builder to pass by.
4) Packaging where the price is not stuck fast over the vital part of the instructions.
5) A ‘child proof’ lid an adult can open.
6) Jumbo eggs that are larger than the average budgie might lay.
7) Anything where the price pays for the contents and not the packaging.
8) A fly spray that kills flies before it chokes me to death.
9) Products in general that really do what their advertising agents would like us to believe.
10) Cosmetic products aimed at the 50/60+ that are not ‘demonstrated’ photographically by 20-year-old models.
11) Washing powders that remove stains incurred by adults.
Last by not least 12) That Zuma gets voted out – but that’s pie in the sky I’m sure!
Here’s to a great 2014 for one and all.
SUE WOOLLAM
Ballito