Unless you’ve been living under a rock the past few weeks, you would know that cannibals have made a comeback.
Five men were recently arrested in the Estcourt area after admitting to consuming human body parts. In fact they were only arrested because one of the men confessed to police, stating that he was tired of eating human flesh.
Yes, apparently cannibals get tired of eating flesh. Which raises the question, does all human flesh taste the same?
Do some taste like chicken and others like pork? Maybe the cannibal in question never got much dietary variety and so the taste grew boring.
Cannibalism is not a new phenomenon and has been practiced through the ages, but to find people so close to home partaking in it, is a bit unnerving.
What if there are more people out there who haven’t been arrested yet but have no intention of stopping? What if they decide to just be more careful about their cannibalistic ways and operate undercover?
And what do they prefer?
Do they cook a person first or indulge in the raw flesh? Do they eat friends and family or target strangers?
Have you made friends with anyone new who tends to lick their lips often while looking at you? That could very well be a warning sign.
As much as it pains anyone to admit, the safest friends to have at the moment are vegetarian. You don’t have to worry about a vegetarian taking a bite out of you or cutting you up for a meal. The worse they could do is eat through your vegetable patch.
Yes, vegetarians are soon to be our new best friends, whether it’s the cannibals or zombie apocalypse that threatens us. Come to think of it, a vegetarian can’t be a werewolf or vampire either.
The only real worry we have now is where to get meat from. You have to be sure that it isn’t human, dog, cat or even donkey. And if you get past all those hurdles, you still have to hope that no one has sprayed Doom on it before serving it to you.
