Every night around 10 o’ clock I wake up with a sore arm. I think I have ‘tenish’ elbow.
I locked my coat hanger in my car this morning. Luckily I have a key.
I’ve been getting lots of parking fines lately so I removed my windscreen wipers.
Whenever I walk around the public pool in my Speedo I can feel the women dressing me with their eyes.
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