Boss: Did you remember to re-draft the contract pertaining to… (white noise as I contemplate my response.)
Me: This program is not responding.
Boss: I need an answer as in yesterday!
Me: I may respond if you wait. Or I may not. How about you wait and see?
Boss: Have you no sense of professionalism?
Me: Meh…
Boss: Can you explain yourself?
Me:
Me: Don’t ask me again.
Boss: We’ll have to address your behaviour.
Me: How about I shut down and restart?
Me: Better yet, how about I refresh? See you in two weeks.
Boss: There has to be a more advanced option.
Me: Yeah. Let’s play the dinosaur game!
The end.
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