Citizen Reporter
1 minute read
3 May 2017
11:58 am

How Zizi Kodwa would explain the ‘Titanic’ picture, according to Ndlozi

Citizen Reporter

As weird as it looks, this is a perfect example of a 'perpendicular perfect imperfection' despite the disaster that awaits the ship.

Picture: Twitter

Economic Freedom Fighters (EFF) national spokesperson Mbuyiseni Ndlozi has officially won the internet today after sharing a photoshopped picture of President Jacob Zuma with his ex-wife and ANC presidential hopeful Nkosazana Dlamini-Zuma.

In the picture, the president and Dlamini-Zuma can be seen on the sinking Titanic like Jack and Rose did in the icon film just before the ship hit an iceberg and sank. Dlamini-Zuma’s smile shows absolute contentment with how the ride has been going so far.

How ANC’s spin doctor, Zizi Kodwa, would explain this situation, one wonders. But Ndlozi thinks he knows just what Kodwa would tell South Africans.

“It portrays the movement in a perpendicular perfect imperfection as it approaches the iceberg,” Ndlozi speculates.

His followers also came up with suggestions for how Kodwa could try to explain the photo. “But then it is a lugubrious and less intricate picture, the ANC NEC in its wisdom will interrogate it and come with a way forward,” one of Ndlozi’s followers suggested.

UDM leader Bantu Holomisa also replied to Ndlozi, saying he did not realise the situation in the ruling party was that serious. “In any event they should be the last ones to abandon the sinking ship,” he said.

Some said the picture was a poster of a movie called I Am Sinking, directed by Gwede Mantashe, and would be released in 2019.

How would you explain this picture?

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