Parenty Staff Writer
2 minute read
12 Nov 2019
7:11 am

Do not marry that woman!

Parenty Staff Writer

There are a few red flags that point to the fact that someone should not marry their partner, this bridezilla gave us the perfect example of several of these red flags.

We at Parenty love Reddit, because every now and then it delivers pure human gold, or maybe more aptly labelled pure human trash.

One Reddit user decided that the trash needed to be taken out, so they posted this woman’s Facebook post on a subreddit titled “iamatotalpieceofshit”.

Just throw this woman away…(found on Facebook) from r/iamatotalpieceofshit

Now, in our humble opinion, there are so many red flags in this one post, our eyes have started bleeding.

Red Flag Numero Uno:

She clearly hates children and would be an A-class step-momster. This woman might even make Disney uncomfortable, and one of their step-mothers forced their step-child to live as a slave who slept in front of the kitchen fire for warmth and another of their step-moms sent her step-child out into the wild to be hunted.

Red Flag Number Two:

The fact that this woman is so viciously competing with a 3-year-old in order to secure her partner’s full attention, means she is actually the one that is “needy asf”, not the toddler. Also newsflash SHE IS 3, it is normal for her to make everything about her because SHE IS 3.  Not mention this woman is next level selfish as she doesn’t give two shits about her partner’s experience of THEIR wedding day, which I am sure would be less than perfect without his child in attendance. We are no trained psychologist but we feel safe to say these are all classic traits of a Grade-A Narcissist, in which case “run while you still can!!!”.

Red Flag Number Three:

While intelligence level is not a reason to not marry someone, when a person’s emotional intelligence is this low, and they cannot spell to save their life, then maybe you should reconsider your life choices. The fact that she assumed by saying “no children at the wedding” that her husband-to-be would deduce this applied to his OWN child means she is seriously damaged. She also cannot understand why people are confused, shocked or angered by her post, she legit thinks what she is saying is fair and NBD.

Anyhoo, other Reddit users agreed with us, here is what they had to say, it is hilarious and salty;

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– Compiled by Leigh Tayler

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